Letters to LA: The V6 Camaro.

"Dsscats" (dsscats) 09/22/2014 at 19:24 • Filed to: None

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Dear driver of a white V6 Camaro,

We know you must be so cool. We can tell by the line of stickers from the top to the bottom of your door including such prestigious "sponsorships" such as K&N, Mobil1 and, that sponsor of all rice, NOS. We also know you're cool by the terrible plastidip job on your roof and stock wheels. And emblems.

But smoking pot while driving? That's just low.

Sincerely,

Dsscats

This is Letters to LA, Dsscats' new satirical series. It is meant to be funny and slightly informative about LA drivers. It is also meant to be mean and vulgar. If you disagree with that, I suggest not reading it or sucking it up. That is all. Have some cars for your time.

Sweet Trav > Dsscats 09/22/2014 at 19:27

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Embrace the Satire my friend :D

AlmostJalop > Dsscats 09/22/2014 at 19:30

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this guy drove by while hotboxing a Dodge Caliber once. In Virginia.

Some people just aren't smart.

gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > Dsscats 09/22/2014 at 19:36

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dat 240z though!

SPNKiX > Dsscats 09/22/2014 at 19:39

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I smell weed all the time on the road in LA. I don't know what to make of it. I tried driving once when I was living in Colorado some time ago and found it to be impossible, but I meet people all the time who claim it makes it easier to drive. I assume they're full of it.

Axial > AlmostJalop 09/22/2014 at 22:55

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Caliber owner. Self-explanatory.

Roundbadge > Dsscats 09/23/2014 at 08:57

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It is also meant to be mean and vulgar. If you disagree with that, I suggest not reading it or sucking it up.

I approve of this so hard...